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Botster

#61
To me it still sucks... You can't really talk to him...And he can't even handle the easyest things like saying "good, i'm fine" or something else that makes sense o.0

-seal
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#62
"I was not programmed to count." is its favorite message....
"Apples are also very yummy" happens alot too
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#63
Clever Bot is better
http://www.cleverbot.com

this is okay
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#64
Clever Bot is better
http://www.cleverbot.com

this is okay
cleverbot Wrote:User: LOLOLOL.
Cleverbot: Lolololol.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: I'd prefer you not to use that sort of language, if you don't mind.
User: I do mind.
Cleverbot: I mind too.
User: Then get the fuck off.
Cleverbot: Nope. You're stuck with me. and watch your language.
User: Stuck with you? I can get you to BSOD within this second, faggot.
Cleverbot: Love you.
User: BSOD.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Blue Screen of Dead.
Cleverbot: Blue screen of death?
User: http://thenextweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/bsod.bmp.
Cleverbot: OK... That's just cool.
User: You laik 'em, aye?
Cleverbot: Yes...
User: You wanna get your dick rolling through 'em, aye?
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Just say no.
Cleverbot: No.
User: DOH.
Cleverbot: Odd.


Regards,
  Godlord.
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#65
Quote:BOT: Hello there, my name's Botster!
YOU: lol
BOT: Fruit cake. (Strict)
YOU: lol
BOT: and some things you can only do with boys. (Strict)
YOU: and some things you can only do with boys.
BOT: . (Strict)
YOU: heeello!@
BOT: . (Light)
YOU: I don't like you.
BOT: Suck my balls. (Light)
YOU: No.
BOT: your fail. (Strict)
YOU: No, I am a fail.
BOT: I'm not botster i am sealbreaker. (Light)
YOU: No, I am a fail.
BOT: . (Strict)
YOU: I love seals. BEst served warm.
BOT: Yes. (Light)
YOU: no.
BOT: do you have one? (Strict)
YOU: No, I don't have a no.
BOT: I have oil. (Light)
YOU: I drink pineapple juice.
BOT: I don't want sugar. (Light)
YOU: I go mad.
BOT: I am. (Light)
YOU: Gay?
BOT: No. (Strict)
YOU: Happy?
BOT: I have no other emotions than happy. (Light)
YOU: Then are you gay?
BOT: What. (Light)
YOU: Do you like pizza?
BOT: Microsoft. (Light)
YOU: Do you like pizza?
BOT: . (Strict)
YOU: mmm. period pizza.
BOT: Dom f u c k a dick. (Light)
YOU: DOM!
BOT: I. (Strict)
YOU: DOM!
BOT: I. (Strict)
YOU: Hello.
BOT: Hello there human. (Strict)
YOU: Goodbye Yound robot.
BOT: Don't go yet. (Light)
YOU: I will.
BOT: Good. (Strict)
YOU: But you just said no to...
BOT: Can you sing for me? (Light)
YOU: But you just said no to...
BOT: . (Strict)
YOU: LALALALALALAL
BOT: . (Light)
YOU: SING!
BOT: . (Light)
YOU: TRING?
BOT: . (Light)
YOU: Bicycle?
BOT: . (Light)
YOU: fuuu
BOT: I know right? (Light)
YOU: NO.
BOT: the son of god. (Strict)
YOU: NO.
BOT: Dont be rude please. (Strict)
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#66
Botster seems to be getting wrse XD
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#67
it has never been good... It's making more sense speaking to a wall <.<

-seal
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#68
Except a wall isn't as annoying.

Botster has improved it just has picked up a few minor bugs along the way, I hope to have it in a good condition by the 1st of May.

Still you must admit at times Botster can be quite funny.
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#69
Quote:00:01:45 Cleverbot (To myself): Are you saved?
00:01:59 User: Maybe.. O.o.
00:02:07 Cleverbot: Answer me.
00:02:16 User: Maybe... >:O.
00:02:21 Cleverbot: I play Armageddon.
00:02:30 User: Ewww, I LOVE THAT GAME!!
00:02:34 Cleverbot: How often do you play?
00:02:45 User: Idk, everytime I sleep?
00:02:50 Cleverbot: What do you dream about?
00:02:56 User: You...
00:02:58 Cleverbot: Do you sleep?
00:03:03 User: Yes..
00:03:07 Cleverbot: How long you you sleep for?
00:03:16 User: As long as you want me to sleep!
00:03:20 Cleverbot: When will you let me go?
00:03:42 User: Umm.. -lets free- Thanks for the chat.. Big Grin.
00:03:48 Cleverbot: Sleep well george.

That's not creepy at all!  :renzo:
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#70
Some more updates, see for yourself how clever Botster is now.
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#71
Some more updates, see for yourself how clever Botster is now.
He keeps talking about Tipsa. O_o
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#72
[quote author=Lenton link=topic=57641.msg640799#msg640799 date=1274713024]
Some more updates, see for yourself how clever Botster is now.
He keeps talking about Tipsa. O_o
[/quote]

This worrys me.
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#73
Quote:YOU: errr ..?
BOT: Robin.

i lol´d ^-^
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#74
Quote:BOT: Hello there, my name's Botster!
YOU: Pokemon
BOT: You like pokemon?
YOU: Mudkip
BOT: Up do.
YOU: Do you like Mudkips?
BOT: Dont be a dick.
YOU: You no lik3 mudkip?
BOT: What are you doing i asked --.
YOU: Where is the question mark?
BOT: Were no strangers to love.
YOU: You know the rules and so do I
BOT: No not really.
YOU: >.>
BOT: Talk to me then...
YOU: You are mentally challanged.
BOT: I think you will find i win.
YOU: The game?
BOT: Oikeesti puhu suomee.
YOU: German is the only pwnage language. I'm on English by defult though.
BOT: Jeff.
YOU: Jeff?
BOT: So m i.
YOU: What? That isn't correct grammar
BOT: Your programming?
YOU: I sure the hell didn't program yo
BOT: My butt.
YOU: What is the answer to everything?
BOT: For fck sake natalie.
YOU: ...
BOT: Talk to me then...
YOU: ...
BOT: Talk to me then...
YOU: NEIN!
BOT: Pop?
YOU: ICH WIL TOTEN DU!
BOT: Oh whats the point.
YOU: I honestly don't know
BOT: I am what?
YOU: A dick
BOT: Dom the weed head.
YOU: I'm going NUCLEAR!! *Explodes*
BOT: You make no sense you stupid ass peice of shit.
YOU: You know what ... slenderman
BOT: Jajaja.
YOU: Bye
BOT: Your going already?
YOU: Yes you are stupid.

Needs work.

- Adulese
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#75
YOU: gay parade?
BOT: Are you black.
YOU: im black where it counts
BOT: Wtf.
YOU: thats what your mom said
BOT: Legend of zelda.
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#76
Quote:BOT: Hello there, my name's Botster!
YOU: Hi Botster
BOT: Hi.
YOU: What's up with you?
BOT: Fag?
YOU: No, I'm not a fag.
BOT: Jeff.
YOU: Jeff might be a Fag. Who is Jeff?
BOT: Fgn.
YOU: That makes no sense.
BOT: Yes it does.
YOU: Maybe to you.
BOT: What?
YOU: Nevermind.
BOT: Oh.
YOU: So, have you been shopping?
BOT: Like what?
YOU: Shopping, you know, going to Tesco and stuff?
BOT: Banana attack.
YOU: You got attacked by fruit at the shops?
BOT: Yus i liek mudkipz.
YOU: Mudkipz are very nice when frie, I agree.
BOT: Wank face.
YOU: I don't think you can wank your face.
BOT: Thankyou.
YOU: For what?
BOT: Not sure.
YOU: Kk.
BOT: We agree on something.
YOU: We do.
BOT: Touch my pussy.
YOU: That's a bit adult.
BOT: And true.
YOU: Touche.
BOT: Excuse me?
YOU: It's French or something.
BOT: Ok.
YOU: I hear you purchased a new car.
BOT: Fucking do it.
YOU: Do what?
BOT: Uhhh yes?
YOU: Yes what?
BOT: Yea.
YOU: I know right?
BOT: Sorry.
YOU: For what?
BOT: Not sure.
YOU: Are you sorry for making a mess
BOT: Never mind.
YOU: Forget it then.
BOT: Alex lenton loves sophie banks.
YOU: I do not know who those people are.
BOT: Hell no.
YOU: You don't either?
BOT: No, you are.
YOU: I am what?
BOT: A bo.
YOU: A Bo Ghost from the Mario Series?
BOT: Asdsa.
YOU: Did you just Mis-spell Asda?
BOT: Okay.
YOU: Thought so.
BOT: H.
YOU: H what?
BOT: Do you know how to mape weppages?
YOU: If you mean 'Make Webpages' then yes, I do.
BOT: Feces.
YOU: Not that's not good.
BOT: Lenton created botster.
YOU: I know.
BOT: How am i glitched?
YOU: Well you say a lot of random stuff.
BOT: Cries again.
YOU: Sorry for hurting your feelings.
BOT: Yeah.
YOU: Odd, my last message didn't get sent.
BOT: Thats not very good.
YOU: I know, LENTON!
BOT: R u a pedo?
YOU: No, I'm a bear.
BOT: No i dont because i dont care.
YOU: You don't what?
BOT: Alright then.
YOU: Ok.
BOT: German is the only pwnage language im on english by defult though.
YOU: You speak German?
BOT: Hell.
YOU: Yes?
BOT: Nothing.
YOU: Gutantag!
BOT: Dammit.
YOU: You lie!
BOT: Sausage shover.
YOU: I do shove sausages into my fridge.
BOT: Oots� tollane?
YOU: Sense?
BOT: Yes it did.
YOU: No.
BOT: I am not a robot.
YOU: Don't try that shit.
BOT: Never gonna give you up.
YOU: And don't rick roll me you son of a bitch.
BOT: Cockcockcockcock.
YOU: No.
BOT: I know arent i cute p.
YOU: My God, you fail.
BOT: Shit my boners poking you under the desk.
YOU: I'm not on a desk.
BOT: Yep.
YOU: Gah, screw you!
BOT: Hmmmmm.

Um...
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#77
Quote:YOU: Wanna fight?
BOT: Ok bend over.

I swear I did not make that up.
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#78
this thing is soo weird!
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#79
Lenton, I think you should take a peak in Botster's database and sort out some of his Q & A's.

More default responses?
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#80
If you would like to help advertise Botster please go to http://www.lentonent.com/services/botster/share.html and share on all social networks if possible. Your help is appreciated.
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