All hail the Helix Fossil

Now, a reading from the book of helix.

Bird jesus had spoken that on the 11th day, 12 sacrifices will be made, and the great lord helix will be released from his stone imprisonment. Thus the profacy came true and our great lord was freed! ALL HAIL THE HELIX FOSSIL!

“There’s a place and time for everything, but not now!”

10/10 can confirm

10/10 can confirm

did you pray to lord helix this morning?

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