Alright Eclipsers, over the course of 3 days we now have a 16 page thread full of awesome rhymes and we couldn’t have done it without you.
There were some pretty sweet raps that could have tamed any beast that heard it, and there were a lot of raps that were just down right painful to read. Here are some of the thoughts that went through my head as i read everyone’s hard work:
Admiral, I literally laughed out loud when i read your compliments, and even louder when i saw Kreator yell at you for it. XD
While your “disses” were entertaining, you are not the winner of our throwdown.
Kusy… find yourself a bald man and make sweet love to him, you need it desperately.
Deathtaker, i understand what you were trying to say, the message hidden within all of your raps, the truth that we are all gay. It took me a while to figure out, i wasn’t really sure what you meant the first 50 times you said it. While your message has truly touched me, deeply, you are not the winner of our contest.
Rioshima, you had a nice run, but your raps started off a little weak, you had a spike of skill in the middle then you completely crashed and burned in the end. I’m sorry, but you are not the winner of the contest.
Godlord and Toshiro, public displays of indecencies is a criminal offense, either take your love to a romantic movie or a motel room down in Transylvania.
SoiWilliamSoi, i thought you would have been all over this thing, but you just made a couple posts and that was it. :C Oh well.
Robin, get yo britishness away from the raps, your tea and biscuits don’t fit with our guns an’ hoes. Word to your mother and all that rot.
Just kidding, you had some good, intellectual shit thrown out there, but you are not the winner of this contest.
Marsh, you had some quality raps, it was always fun to read yours, but for a contest host you didn’t post a lot to compete with.
Ganja, you have potential to be a good rapper if only you could get away from the stereotypical poser-ish crap that all bad rappers say.
Bone, you’re a sweet rapper, but your like a rhyming commercial with all your “events and people” raps.
I’m sorry but you did not win the Rap Battle Throwdown.
12it123, you were a pleasant surprise, the newb with a bite! It’s too bad you didn’t keep at it, if you had made more than 5 posts with the level of skill you showed you could’ve had the chance to be the winner.
Thorn, you were a hard hitter from start to finish. If only you could have… Psych!
Your the winner, Thorn, congratulations!
Your prize is a fabulous amount of credits!