;^)            Smirking smiley

:-)8<          Big girl smiley
User is a big girl

:-}X            Bow tie-wearing smiley

<:-l            Dunce smiley

:-l            Klingon smiley

@:-}            Smiley just back from the hairdresser

X:-)            Little kid with a propeller beanie
User is Aunt Jemima

l^o            Hepcat smiley

}:^#)          Pointy nosed smiley

:-3            Handlebar mustache smiley

: =            Beaver smiley

P-(            Pirate smiley

:8)            Pigish smiley
Pig

:/)            Extremely bignosed smiley

([(            Robocop

&-l            That made me cry

l-O            Smiley is yawning

l:-O            Flattop loudmouth smiley

$-)            Yuppie smiley
Alex P. Keaton (from “Family Ties”)
Won big at Las Vegas
Won the lottery

:––}          You lie like pinnochio
Pinnochio

8<:-)          Smiley is a wizard

:#)            Drunk smiley

H-)            Cross-eyed smiley
User is Geordie LaForge

]-I            Smiley wearing sunglasses
Very cool sunglasses (so smirks)

V^J            Smiley with glasses, seen from left side (portrait, talking)

±(            Smiley, shot between the eyes

~:-P            Smiley, thinking and steaming
Having only one single hair

`’              Cat’s eyes in the night

L-P            Totally scrambled smiley

BI              A frog

-(            Always should wear safety glasses, especially in the laser
burn-in room
User with gouged-out eyes

!-(            Black eye

!-|            “I-am-a-Cylon-Centurian-with-one-red-eye-bouncing-back-
and-forth.”
Cyclon Centurian
Popeye User

!.'v            Flat top (profile)

!|:-( )        Being brained by a baseball bat

#(,’%/)        Slept too long on one side and didn’t have time to wash hair

#:o+=          Betty Boop

&:-o-8-<        Betty Boop

$$              For academic jobs

$$$            For industrial jobs

$$$$            For people starting up their own company

%              For bike accidents

%’)            After drinking a fifth for lunch

%*@:-(          Hung over

%*}            Very drunk

%-(            Confusion

%-(I)          Laughing out loud

%-_          Drunk with laughter

%-{            Sad variation

%-|            Been working all night
I’ve been on the computer all night

%-}            Humor variation

%-~            Picasso
User was painted by Picaso

%\v            Picasso
User was painted by Picaso

&-|            Tearful

&.(…          Crying

':-)            Accidentally shaved off one of his eyebrows this morning
One eyebrow

'~;E            Unspecified 4-legged critter

(        Unhappy Cheshire cat

(!)            Reference to non-Vanderbilt SEC football
A tight ass

($)            Speculation on why Vanderbilt is in the SEC

()              Reference to football

(,’%/)          Slept too long on one side

(-.-)Zzz…    Sleeping (sideways)

(-::-)          Siamese twins
Putting heads together

(-E:            Wearing bifocals

(-o-)          Imperial Tie Fighter (“Star Wars”)

(00)            Mooning you

(8-)            Wears glasses
Homer Simpson
I’m an Owl
Swimmer

(8-{)}          Glasses, moustache and a beard

🙂  (=|        Wearing a ghost costume (mini whole body)

(:+)            Big nose

(:-            Unsmiley frowning

(:-#            I am smiling and I have braces (watch out for the glare!)
Said something he shouldn’t have

(:-*            Kissing

(:-D            Blabber mouth

(:-I            Egghead

(:-\            VERY sad

(:-{~          Bearded

(:=)            TWO noses (?)

(H f            Robocop in a hydraulic press

(V)=|          Pacman champion

(X0||)          Double hamburger with lettuce and tomato

(^^)y-~~~      Smoking (sideways)

(x)            Reference to Vanderbilt football

(|-|  F        Robocop

(}-8]          Left-handed bearded smiley with glasses and headphones

)              Cheshire cat

!#!^*&:-)    A schizophrenic

**              For winter sports generally

**-(            Too many shocks

*-(            Cyclops got poked in the eye
Cyclops after meeting Odysseus

*-)            Shot dead
User was shot for the last posting
Cross-eyed smiley

*8-)            Beaker (the Muppet lab assistant)

*<.'v          Wearing snow cap (profile)

*<8-)X          Party outfit with hat and bow-tie

*<|:-))        Santa Claus

L            User is blotto (sideways)

*|              For “oh what a beautiful sunset”
User is commenting on the sunset

±(:-)          Religious leader
The Pope

+<.'v          Knight (profile)

+<:-)          “Peace be upon you, my children…”
User is a bishop
Monk/nun

+<||-)          Knight

+O:-)          The Pope

,.'v            Has short hair (profile)

-              Helen Keller

-  @=          Messages about nuclear war

  • -:-(          Punk rocker (real punk rockers don’t smile)

  • -:-)          Punk rocker

-)            Jose Feliciano

—…          SOS (variant)

—…---      SOS (really OSO, but retained anyway)

-/-            Stirring up trouble

-:)            Has mohawk

-=#:-)          Wizard

->-            For airline tickets going cheap

->=:-)X        Zippy the Pinhead

'!              Grim (profile)

'"              Pursing lips (profile)

'J              Smiling (profile)

'P              Sticking tongue out (profile)

'T              Keeping a straight face (profile)

'U              Yawning (profile)

'V              Shouting (profile)

'Y              Whistling (profile)

'\              Frowning (profile)

'r              Sticking tongue out (profile)

'v              Talking (profile)

'w              Speaking with forked tongue (profile)

-(              Always should wear safety glasses

-]              One eye

.—…        ABBA fan
SOS

…(            Wile E. Coyote after attempt on Road Runner’s life

/              Duck variation

^v              Pointy nose (profile)

_)              Suffering from Lorentz contraction (they’re coming every
ten minutes now)
Suffering from Lorentz contractions

/8^{~          User has a lopsided hair line, glasses, moustache, and goatee

/:-|            Mr. Spock

/;-)            Has one big thick cockeyed eyebrow

/\              For camping and backpacking

0-(            Scuba diver with a broken mask

0:-)            Angel

🙂          Bart Simpson

3:*>            Rudolph the reindeer

3:-o            Cow
Bull

4:-)            George Washington
Sailor

5:-)            Elvis Presley

6/)            Elephant

7:-)            Fred Flintstone

😎              Frog
Wearing shades
Real cross eyed
User wears glasses

8-*            Just ate a hot pepper

8-O  --*        Just before doubling over with pain

8-P            Reaction to College Cafeteria Coffee

8-S            Sees all evil

8-]            “Wow, maaan”
User is FDR

8-o            Mr. Bill
Shocked

8:)            Pig

8=:-)          Galloping Gourmet
Chef

8P              Bullfrog in mating season

8^              Chicken

8_)            Don’t get your nose out of joint
User has his nose out of joint

8b              Bullfrog in mating season

: )            Leper
Happy face

:###)          Jimmy Durante

:$)            Donald Trump

:%)            An accountant

:’(            Crying

:'O            Bob Hope

:’}            Richard Nixon

:(=)            Jimmy Carter

:+(            Punched nose, hurt

:+)            Carl Friedrich Gauss
User has big nose
Teddy bear smiley

:-’            Smoker
Chewing tobacco
User is spitting out chewing tobacco

:-’|            Has a cold

😞  )          You backed your car over my toe

😞 😞 😞 :-! Taylor Caldwell

:-()            User has stubbed toe
Negro user
Shout
“I stubbed my toe”

:-(0)          Yelling

:-(>~          “I just washed my goatee, and I can’t do nuthin’ with it.”

:-(O)          Yelling
Mick Jagger

🙂  ,        Outie belly button

🙂  .        Innie belly button

🙂  8        Dolly Parton

🙂😞🙂😞 …        Manic depressive

🙂 😞 😐 :-? Edgar Cayce

🙂 🙂 🙂    Loud guffaw

🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 Shirley MacLaine

:-)!!!          Sam Kinnison

:-)’            Drooling

:-))            Double chin
Very happy
Al Jolson

:-)*            Speaks Esperanto
User is man with a bowtie

:-)--          98-pound weakling (showing partial body)

:-)-O          Smiling doctor with stethoscope

:-)==          Arnold Schwarzenegger

:-)X            Wearing a bowtie
Sen. Paul Simon

:-)}            Has goatee/beard

:–)            Jamie Farr (Klinger from MAS*H)

:------------)  Big liar

:-.)            Madonna
Marilyn Monroe
Cindy Crawford

:->X==|        Smiley formal wear
Formal wear

:-G-            Smoking cigarettes

:-M            Speaking no evil

:-O>-o          Smiley American tourist (with camera)

:-Q~            Smoking

:-R            Has the flu

:-Y            A quiet aside
User is talking after the no yelling smiley

:-bill          Zydeco Bill, with harmonica in mouth and washboard on chest

:-d~            Smokes heavily

:-p~            Smokes heavily

:-{  -__-:      After slamming the toilet seat

:-{~            User has read too many toilet paper articles previous to lunch

😐 😐        Deja’ vu

:-||            Angry

:/7)            Cyrano de Bergerac

:3-<            Dog

::=))          Double vision or needs new shocks

:<()            African tribesman

:<=            Walrus

:<|            Attends an Ivy League school

:= |            Baboon

:=8)            Baboon

:>)            Big nose

:?)            Philosopher

:@)            Pig
Smilie with a pig nose

😛              Sticking out tongue
Blowing a raspberry

:Q)            John Q. Public

:Ui            Smoking

:Uj            Smoking and smiling

:V              Woodpecker

:V)            Woodpecker

:X              Lips are sealed
Sworn to secrecy

:X)            Hearing no evil

:^(            Has had his nose put out of joint
User has a broken nose

:^D            “Great! I like it!”

:^{)>          Moustache and beard

😛              Sticking out tongue

:c)            Big nose variant

:c<            Big nose variant

:d              Stick out your tongue
Licking lips

🐵            Stimpy (of Ren & Stimpy)
Smiley with a round nose
W.C. Fields
User has a pig nose
User has a cold

:q              Vi user saying, “How do I get out of this damn emacs editor?”

:~(            Nose put out of joint

:~-)            So happy, s/he is crying

:~/            Really mixed up

;              Cheshire cat with gingivitis

;(              Crying

;-?            Wry tongue in cheek
Constipated

;-D            A friendly, winking, laughing smile

;-|            Beaten up but silent
No expression face gets his lights punched out
Says nothing but still gets beat up

;-}            Leer? (terminal dependent)
User is wry and winking
User is leering

;:-)            Really bad toupee

;^?            Punched out
User was punched out for submitting sexist articles

<*:oDX          Clown with bowtie and dunce

<:-(            Disappointed
Dunce

<=              For messages about housing in the Snow Belt

<@:{(>X        Mustached chinese man with a toupee, goatee, bow tie

<|-(=          Chinese and doesn’t like this article
Chinese and unhappy

<|-)=          Chinese
Chinese with a beard

=):-)          Uncle Sam
Happy in Cowboy Hat or Yippee

=-O            The Enterprise

=-O *  *    *  The Enterprise firing photon torpedoes

=-O~~~          The Enterprise firing phasers

=.'v            Has mohawk (profile)

=0==            Mexican on a railroad!

=8’)            Smiley with glasses and a mohawk (?)

=8->            A nerd smiley that’s unbearably pleased with itself

=:-#}          Punk rocker with a mustache
Smiley punk with a mustache

=:-H            Football player

==#==          Railroad crossings

===:[OO’]>:===  Has been railroaded

=====:}        Snake

=^)            Open minded smiley

=t==            Mexican run over by train

=|:-)          Abe Lincoln
A top hat

%)            Wile E. Coyote

-<            Absolutely livid!!

->            China man
Chinese
Illusionist

-^);>          Fish

8o!…        Bugs Bunny with carrot

🙂            A little devil

:*)            Bozo the Clown

😞            Mad, annoyed
Sick and tired of reading this nonsense

😛            Left-pointing tongue smiley

:^(            Headhunter (Amazon style)

-O->          General Custer

[I            Television

w              Nose-thumbing gesture

|(            Robocop: “Thank you for your co-operation.”

|->            Chinese

?:)            Single curl of hair

@%&$%&$&*@%$#@ You know what that means

@-(            “Ulysses!  Bring me Ulysses!”

@-)            Cyclops
Space… The Final Frontier
Seeing stars
Hypnotist

@.'v            Has curly hair (profile)

@l@            Too many hours at terminal

B)              Frog wearing sunglasses

B-(8            Sir Robin Day

B-D            “Serves you right, dummy!!”

B^)            Hornrimmed glasses

C:#            Football player

C:-)            Large brain capacity
I’m an Egghead
“Bonjour, Monsieur…”

C=>8*)          Devilish chef with glasses and a moustache

C=}>;*{O)      Mega-smiley… a drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an
updraft, a mustache, and a double chin

C|:-=          Charlie Chaplin

EK(            Frankenstien

Ic:()          Pygmy with bone in hair

L:-)            Just graduated

M-)            Sees no evil

M-),:X),:-M    Sees no evil, hears no evil, speaks no evil

M.^.M          Nirvana or the failure of a chiropracter

M:-)            Saluting

O 8-)          The angelic halo look

O+              Appropriate for women’s messages, surely?

O-&-<          Doing nothing (has arms crossed) (mini whole body)

O-(==<          Chastised and/or chagrined, or is merely asleep.

O-G-<          Pointing to self (mini whole body)

O-S-<          In a hurry (mini whole body)

O-Z-<          In a big hurry (mini whole body)

O>-<|=          Of interest to women

Q:-)            New graduate

R-)            Broken glasses

[8-{)          Bearded smiley with glasses and headphones

[:-]            Square head
Robot

[:|]            Robot (or other AI project)

[=              For messages about housing in Arizona

.^./          Lotus position, seen from above

///,8-O    Really should fix frayed line cord on terminal

🙂            French hat
A beret

:^)            Gumby smiley
User is gumby

\o/            PTL (praise the lord, or pass the loot?) (sideways)

]:-)            The Devil
Smilie with a nurse hat
Member of the Royal Family

]:->            The Devil
User is devilish

^(^            Happy variation (sideways)

^)^  ^(^        Two people talking (sideways)

^L^            Happy (sideways)

^v^v^          Mountains
User is near the mountains

_:^)            American Indian

_\//          Vulcan salute

__!            Enough for now

__.            Properly chastised and/or chagrined, or is merely asleep

__/~`-’~_/    Line of thought isn’t quite a line

Q~`        Cat on a wall

Q~`            Cat

_______        Wile E. Coyote under rock
A He-Ne laser line
Student EEG on Saturday night

`-_-’          Have you hugged your wolf today?

`^J            Smiley

d 😮          Hats off to your great idea

d.'v            Wearing hard hat (profile)

i-=<*** __.    CAUTION: has flame thrower and uses it!

i-=<****** o-(==<      CAUTION: has flame thrower and uses it!

i-=<***i        CAUTION: has flame thrower

o-)            Cyclops

o-<:-{{{        Santa

o/              Raised hand

oO:-)***        Santa Claus

oo              “It’s cold out”
Somebody’s head-lights are on
A cups

oo-            Puzzled, confused

pp#            Cow (sideways)

pq`#’          Bull (sideways)

r:-)            Wearing ponytail

y:-)            Bad toupee

{        🙂    Marge Simpson (Homer’s wife)

{8-}            Grinning mischievously (or just charmingly)

{:-{)}          New hair style, mustache and beard

{:/            Sounds like a duck

{:^=(          Adolph Hitler

{=              For messages about housing

{{-}}}          Refugee from the '60’s
Hippie

{}              ‘No comment’
Hug

|              For bike fleet messages

|)              Salamander

|-<>            Kissy face
Blowing a kiss

|-{            “Good Grief!”  (Charlie Brown)

|:-)            Heavy eyebrows
User has the one eyebrow syndrome
Teacher

|:-O            Open mouth smiley (?)

|:-|            Excessively rigid

|:[’            Groucho Marx

||              For messages about cars or other four-wheeled vehicles

|~(            “Someone just busted my nose”
User just had nose busted

}(:-(          Wearing toupee in wind
A Viking

}-)            A wry grin

}:-<            Cat

}:~#})          Mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached ugly nosed smiley
with a double-chin

~:-(            Net.flame
User is being flamed
User is particularly angry (steamed)

~\8-O          Needs to fix frayed cord on terminal

~~\8-O          Zapped by frayed cord on terminal

~~c___          Beach


~~~~8}          Snake

~~~~:>          Person in a transporter beam

~~~~>          Photon

|-(    )      Yawning smiley

|-(=  =)      Yawning smiley from Vietnam

IIII8^)X        Cat in the Hat

: .)            Cindy Crawford

((: =)X        Charlie Chaplin

: =)            Adolf Hitler

<+-< : )        Pope

C:\>            MS-DOS Programmer

^_^            Basic smilie (Japanese symbol)

;_;            Crying smilie (Japanese symbol)

@_@            Boggled eyes smilie, or glasses (Japanese symbol)

(_o_)          Kowtowing (bowing) person (Japanese symbol)
An ass that's been around
This ass costs you a lot less

~\\ (^o^) /~/~  Octopus (Japanese symbol)

(o|o)          Ultraman (Japanese symbol)

(Y)oYo(Y)      Barutan, a monster from "Ultraman" (Japanese symbol)

*^_^*          Blushing smilie (Japanese symbol)
Cute little girl

^_^;;;          Embarassed smilie; cold sweat (Japanese symbol)

^^;;;          Embarassed smilie; cold sweat (Japanese symbol)

|-|            User is asleep (boredom)

:-)x            User wears a bow tie

=:=|            User is a priest

*)              Mutant smiley
Here's Thor Hi-y'all.

]B=8}          Dragon smiley
User is a dragon

`@_____        User is writing about snail mail

`\=o-o=/'      User wears eye glasses

())=(          User is drinking wine

<0__/\__/\_    User is a worm

( o ) ( o )    User has big hooters

(o)(o)          User has big boobs
Surprise
Perfect breasts

>[]I            User is watching television

:^X^C          User is an emacs user saying "How do I get out of this damn
vi editor?"

(OO)            User is mooning you (sideways)

)*(            User is an MashCole (sideways)

oo–-oo-Bo      User is a truck driver

i-=<***        User is applying flame thrower

~~~c___        User is at the beach

,,,^..^,,,    User is a cat peeking over a fence (sideways)

~M`'~          User is camel (sideways)

`AR~            Baby elephant (sideways)

(^o^)          User is joyously singing (sideways)

(^.^)/          User is waving hello (sideways, Japanese style)

(;.;)/~        User is waving goodbye (sideways, Japanese style)

(>_<)          User is furious (sideways)
User is hurt (Japanese style)

(=_=)~          User is sleepy (sideways, Japanese style)

{{(>_<)}}      User is cold (sideways, Japanese style)

@L@            User has spent too many hours at terminal

` '            User is a cat (at night) (sideways)

(*_*)          User is in love (sideways)

($_$)          User is being greedy (sideways)
Yuppie

(x_x)          User is dead (sideways)

(u_u)          User is sleeping (sideways)

(OvO)          User is an owl (sideways)

(g_g)          User is sleepy

#!^~/          User is kissing and wears shades (profile)

* <o'v   ="" user="" is="" wearing="" snow="" cap="" (profile)="" <br="">|o'v            User has a flat top (profile)

!o'v            User is a dealer in Vegas

+<#^v          User is knight (profile)

,o'v            User is has short hair (profile)

o'!            User is grim (profile)

o'"            User is pursing lips (profile)

o'J            User is smiling (profile)

o'P            User is sticking tongue out (profile)

o'T            User is keeping a straight face (profile)

o'U            User is yawning (profile)

o'V            User is shouting (profile)

o'Y            User is whistling (profile)

o'\            User is frowning (profile)

o'r            User is sticking tongue out (profile)

o'v            User is talking (profile)

o'w            User is speaking with forked tongue (profile)

o^v            User is pointy nose (profile)

=o'v            User is has mohawk (profile)

@o'v            User is has curly hair (profile)

do'v            User is wearing hard hat (profile)

~o'v            User is has long bangs (profile)

_o^v            User is an American Indian (profile)

,o^y            User is smiling while talking (profile)

7=^>            User is happy (3/4 view)

/\/:/\          User is the Mummy

(Z(:^P          User is Napoleon

:-8p            User is Dizzy Gillespie (puffed cheeks and trumpet)

IIIIII8^)X      User is The Cat in the Hat

`,`,`,`,`:|    User is a Mrs. Frankenstein

(:-O ==>        User is Rush Limbaugh (note loud tie)

=[8]-O          User is Spaceman Spiff preparing to land

C8<]            User is Darth Vader

[:=I]          User is Frankenstein

(>:^F)          User is Count Dracula

=|B-{|###      User is from ZZ Top

(8=X            User is Death (Mr. Death to you) (skull & X bones)

(|-(            User is "Good Grief!" 
User is Charlie Brown

(|-|  F        User is Robocop

*:O)            User is Bozo the Clown

*<|:-)>        User is Santa Claus

3:-)            User is Bart Simpson
User has curly hair
Smiley cow

7:^)            User is Ronald Reagan

7:u)            User is Fred Flintstone

:##)            User is Jimmy Durante

:-)  8          User is Dolly Parton (partial body)

;-p            User is Popeye

]:-)}          User is the Devil

]B-)            User is Batman

C|:-=)          User is Charlie Chaplin

(:-|            User is Captain Jean Luc Picard
Soldier

}}:-(          User is Worf

=:)            User is a bunny
Smiley with raised eyebrows
Skull

=:x            User is a bunny

{:<>            User is Daffy Duck

>>>>>:============      User is a vegetable (asparagus)

(:=            User is a beaver
Skull

:=8|            User is a baboon

>:-3=          User is Bugs Bunny

(:<>            User is a duck

:8]            User is a gorilla

.\/            User is a duck (profile)

#B<>            User is a duck, with a spike haircut & Ray-Bans, quacking.

  )            User is the Cheshire cat

(:-) :  8-    User is a male

{:-} 8  >      User is a female

(:-) : ==8      User is a male on the make

:-o : ^^:      User is a male after zipping up fly too fast

{:-} 8  X      User is a female wearing chastity belt

$:-) :  8-    User is a male prostitute

$:-} B  >      User is a female prostitute

(8-( :  -8      User is a masked rapist

(:-)    ?      User is having a sex change

(:-) :  8===  User is John Holmes

*:-} 8  8-    User is a transvestite

[:-) 8  >      User is a gay female (butch)

{:-( :  >      User is a female with small breasts

*:-} :  8-    User is a gay male (fem)

:-( :  :~      User is an impotent male

:-) : , 8-      User has an outie belly button

:-) :  8-^-    User is in need of some corrective surgery

:-) :  8-…  User is taking a leak

:-\ :  8o      User after a cold shower

{:-| 8( )>      User is a pregnant female

:-} : =M8      User is taking matters into his own hand

>:-( 8  >      User is a female after reading sexist opinions on feminists

{:-) 8  >  <  User is a mermaid

{:-) 8  >d-:  Users are engaged in cuninlingus (showing body)

@O=E<=          User is a woman in skirt wearing turtleneck sweater
(mini whole body)

B-)-[<          User is wearing sunglasses and swimming trunk (mini whole body)

O>--<          User is dead on pavement  (mini whole body)

o>8<|=          User is writing messages about interesting women
(mini whole body)

oO:)&          User is a grandmother

*-=|8-D        User is a clown

#:o\:o/:o\:o/:o||      User is a totem pole

>[:^)          User watches too much TV

[]:-{o          User is a Barbershop quartet singer

<*(:-?          User is a Wizard who doesn't know the answer

::-b|d-::      User is has glasses and is sticking out tongue at mirror

(P-|            User is a Borg

X^o            User is trying to focus on ASCII random dot stereograms

K%*}            User is very drunk with lampshade on head

{-)            User is needs a haircut

(:-)>+          User is a Monk

:-...          User is heart-broken

(:-)}          User is bald and bearded

(D:-]          User is a General

*!#*!^*&~ >:-(  User is very angry after losing hours of work

*(H-)          User is a downhill skier

*8=(:          User is a blubbering idiot

.-(            User should have worn safety glasses

._)            User is suffering from Lorentz contractions

G-(            User is a scuba diver with a broken mask

8-{)            User is has glasses and a moustache

8===>          User is a dickhead

: (            User is a leper

:-( )          User has had toes stepped on
Shocked
"You stepped on my toe"
User is SHOUTING VERY LOUD

:-(=            User has buck teeth

:-) :-( :-) :-( Manic depressive

:-)>-o          User is a doctor with stethoscope

:-)K-          User is wearing shirt and tie

>:-@            User is extremely angry

:-@%$#          User is swearing

:-G-~          User is smoking cigarettes

:-O>-[o]        User is an American tourist (note big mouth and camera)

:-P*            User is spitting out its chewing tobacco

>:-t            User is cross

>;-('          User is is so mad that s/he is spitting

%-(            User is a practical joker who played one too many and got
beat up
Broken glasses

={:-)]          User is in a bottle

=:-#(          User is punk rocker with a mustache

(:-H            User is football player

==:%(==        User is has been railroaded

=>B=)          User is a punk rocker

>:w)            User is making the nose-thumbing gesture

?:-)            User has wavy hair, parted on right

C:H            User is a football player

I8${}          User is a Ubangi (bone in nose)

K:-)            User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
Smiley with a graduation hat
A propeller hat/beanie

R-(            User has broken glasses

@@@@@@:-)      User is Marge Simpson (Homer's wife)

~(:-)          User is Homer Simpson
Tonto

:-.            User has 'no comment'
Wispering/Talking Quietly.

~:o            User is a baby
Teacher

~:@            User is a baby with a pacifier

:-C===8        User is giving or receiving a blowjob

:-)  (-: +  :-o o-: + :-Pd-:    Users in a kissing sequence

=-)            Sideways smily face
User is Aladdin

:-o zz z z Z  Z Bored

:^U            Turned face

:^Y            Turned poker face

:^r            Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)       

:^y            Turned smiling face                 

:^W            Turned face with tongue out         

:^"            Pursing lips                       

:-[]            Robot face                         

:-[#]          Smilie with braces                 
Eating

%)              Artistic face                       
Here's a racing yacht
Cross-eyed

C|:-)          Smilie with a bowler hat           

:-)=            Smilie with beard                   

|-Q            Smoking and yelling chinese         

!8-)            Nerd with combed hair               

B-]            Batman smiley                       

K-[            Batman with eyes poked out         

=^-^=          Cat smile

[:~~~~>)#####  Jewish guy smiling

[:~~~~>o#####  Jewish guy reading tora

|:/            Constipated

:-+            User with too much lipstick
Exhausted

:-*|            User with moustache

:-=(            Hitler user

8-(:-}          Matt user with propeller beanie

:-h            User with forked tongue

:-)B            User with large breasts
User is a big girl

(*):            I Cyclops user

*8-I            Nerd user

*X-I            Dead nerd user

=(:-)          Punk user


:::
-)          ElephantmanUser
The Elephant Man

._/            Squashed user

-:            User up-side down with a brick in his mouth

:-)I            User on the town

8-)*–-        Miami Vice user

{{:-)          Klingon warrior smiling after victory

}}:-)          Klingon warrior smiling after victory

@:-\            Elvis

___m_oo_m___            Spying at the wall

___m_OO_m___            REALLY spying at the wall

___m_+o+_m___          Clown spying at the wall

^^m^^oo^^m^^^          Spying at the wall with nails

__mmmm_oo_mmmm__        Octopus spying at the wall

__\/_oo_\/__            Crab spying at the wall

____V@_____            Snail spying at the wall

__m_(-O-)_m__          Koala spying at the wall

__m_.(%)._m__          Yet another pig spying at the wall

______,________        Yet another ant spying at the wall

_____,P________        Ant with banner spying

___,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,___        Ants marching and spying at the wall

___,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,P,___      Ant Platoon marching and spying at the wall

____________            Invisible Man spying at the wall

__m__(((..)__m__        "Monica" spying at the wall

___m_--_m___            Chinese spying at the wall

__m____m___            Dwarf spying at the wall

___m_O_m___            Cyclops spying at the wall

___m_@^@_m___          Man with glasses spying at the wall

_m_oo_m_m_oo_m_        Twins spying at the wall

_m_oo_mm_oo_m_          Siamese Twins spying at the wall

--m--xx--m--            Dead cartoon spying at the wall

__m_oo_?__              Cap. Hook spying at the wall

__m_oo__                One-handed spying at the wall

 <b-v   ="" user="" using="" glasses="" and="" speaking<br="">@&o/            Tearful-skeptical user wearing a turban

~~:I            User burning

{|^x~          Hair-parted-in-the-middle user kissing and drooling

*!#^!*:@)      Pig-nose-schizophrenic user smiling

<|*}            Chinese-drunk-happy user

OOOOX-~(        Dead-Marge Simpson-sad user with a cold

 <x   ="" crazy="" user="" giving="" a="" wet="" kiss<br="">+-::(@)        Religious user using normal glasses and shouting

[0-\            Cyclops-undecided user using a walkman

<,-?            One-winking-eye-only user smoking a pipe

<&*c            Tearful-drunk-unhappy user

>&-r            Tearful user sticking tongue out

<8-*            Surprised user eating something bitter

(Bo/            Egg-head-skeptical user using glasses

{:0            Orator user wearing a toupee

}::-?          User wearing a toupee in a updraft, using normal glasses
and smoking a pipe

B:*/            Drunk-undecided user with sunglasses on head

*^O            Crazy-big-mouth user

OOOO-{I        Marge Simpson-crazy user using a mustache

<:@0            Pig-nose-orator user.

<8-~)          Swimmer user with a cold and smiling

>|*b            Drunk user pointing the tongue out

@0-(            Scuba-diver-sad user wearing a turban

(:-~I          Egg-head user with a cold

(B:o#          Egg-head user with sunglasses on head and wearing braces

*.-)            One-eye-only user smiling

~~0{            Scuba-diver user using a mustache and burning

<:-}            Happy user

OOOOBc~        Marge Simpson-unhappy user using glasses and drooling

OOOO:@[        Pig-nose-Marge Simpson-vampire user

(8*<            Egg-head-swimmer-drunk-mad user

O 8)            Angel user wearing sunglasses and smiling

<;-{(          Sad user crying and using a mustache

*!#^!*|o#      Schizophrenic user wearing braces

<0*c            Cyclops-drunk-unhappy user

~~:-w          User burning and speaking with forked tongue

+-8-(          Religious-sad user wearing sunglasses

<:-@  8-        Male user screaming

[B-~[          Vampire user using a walkman, using glasses and with a cold

*!#^!*,-{\      Schizophrenic-one-winking-eye-only-undecided user
using a mustache

<:-)  >-        Female user smiling

*(              Crazy user frowning

>8-<            Devilish-surprised-mad user

::-{}          User using normal glasses and wearing lipstick

+-B:p          Religious user with sunglasses on head and pointing
the tongue out

}0*O            Cyclops-drunk-big-mouth user wearing a toupee in a updraft

+-:-/          Religious-undecided user

@::-x          User wearing a turban, using normal glasses and kissing

3:)            Pet user smiling

*!#^!*:@[      Pig-nose-schizoprenic-vampire user

@,^V            One-winking-eye-only user wearing a turban and shouting

:*(@)          Drunk user shouting

<.(@)          One-eye-only user shouting

<8-{D          Happy user wearing sunglasses and using a mustache

|-~b            User with a cold and pointing the tongue out

*!#^!*|oO      Schizophrenic-big-mouth user snoring

@8[            Surprised-vampire user wearing a turban

<:)            User smiling
A dunce (or fresher)

<&-I            Fool-tearful user

 <b:- ~ =""  ="" uundecided="" user="" with="" sunglasses="" on="" head="" and="" drooling<br="">(Bow            Egg-head user using glasses and speaking with forked tongue

[8*|            Drunk user using a walkman and wearing sunglasses

<|-|            Chinese user

@:-v            User wearing a turban and speaking

 <b-~d   ="" happy="" user="" using="" glasses="" and="" with="" a="" cold<br=""><8*p            Surprised-drunk user pointing the tongue out

<8-{*          User wearing sunglasses, using a mustache and arroughting

<8-{I          Fool-swimmer user using a mustache

8:-T            Little girl-incredule user

*<:{            User using a mustache and wearing a Santa Claus hat

@:*&            Drunk-tongue-tied user wearing a turban

+-X-(          Dead-religious user frowning

}0)            Cyclops user wearing a toupee in a updraft and smiling

@.-(@)          One-eye-only user wearing a turban and shouting

@B-O~          Big-mouth user wearing a turban, using glasses and drooling

*!#^!*:-)      Schizophrenic user smiling

 <b:^b   ="" user="" with="" sunglasses="" on="" head="" and="" pointing="" the="" tongue="" out<br=""><:-@            User screaming

<0-)            Scuba-diver user smiling

{B-\            Hair-parted-in-the-middle-skeptical user using glasses

*:-{Q          User using a mustache and smoking

OOOO:@<        Pig-nose-Marge Simpson-mad user

<8r            User wearing sunglasses and sticking tongue out

{|oX            Lips-sealed user wearing a toupee

<8^)      &nb
sp;     Swimmer user smiling

<:r            User sticking tongue out

<;-Q            User smoking</b:^b ></b-~d ></b:-></x ></b-v ></o'v >_