<anamexis>oh man
<anamexis>I was opening a coke, right
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<anamexis>and it exploded
<anamexis>ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis>but I got it away just in time
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<bonynomore>how u make that inverted b?
<bonynomore>never mind</bonynomore></bonynomore></bonynomore></i8b4uunderground>

<mage>what should I give sister for unzipping?
<kevyn>Um. Ten bucks?
<mage>no I mean like, WinZip?</mage></kevyn></mage>

Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s’mores and all… and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor’s house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire…
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing…

Just some quotes I found on bash.org