Eclipse before Crestmatt

Twas the night before Crestmatt, and all through eclipse

Not a troll was trolling, not even a bit.

The threads were hung from board with care

In hopes that Eclipse V would soon be there.

The eclipsians were nestled, all snug in their beds.

As the joy of banning danced in the admins’ heads.

Mad hatter sat in the shoutbox with a big ass hat.

“Where’s my christmass tree”, shouted an admin named Matt

Then crest stood and arose such a clatter

“I’m not mailing you a christmas tree, matt. No way, No matter!”

Towards the shoutbox we read in flash.

'Twas MarshyClause, either drunk or high off his ass.

Marsh screamed, “We need some eggnogs here in this here thread!”

“You’re all a bunch of fgts!”, Chief then said.

Suddenly out of nowhere the boards made a jingle!

We haven’t heard such a noise since marsh sold pictures of his dingle.

Richy shouted, “could it be the night we’ll be blessed?”

Then arose JC from the top of this mess.

He delivered a PM to everyone there.

“Bet you thought eclipse V was in here.”

He laughed away and logged off eclipse.

Twas a night full of humor and tons of bullsh1t.

Then logged in Dr.Kid from across the world.

He had to dump his selfies on a thread it gives him a whirl.

Gwen had returned to eclipse from a forever an absense.

Just to join in on all this nonsense.

Matt yelled, “Dammit crest, is there a point to this story?”

“As of this point… No”, crest replied bordely

The lurkers then closed out of this page,

Guess they’re done reading my posts for this time of age.

Then Marsh got off his drunk ass,

“I’m gonna end this post”, he said at last!

He replied to the post, “This was a sore sight”

Marshy F*ing CrestMatt To all, and to all a good night!

Bah, humbug.

Well poo, it seems I left john out of my story

Looks like I’ll need to add in a General Pony.

“Ba humbug”, John replied in such a haste.

“Crest, you are totally the biggest waste!”

haha…

Marshy Crestmatt to all! 🙂

It’s all ogre now, fgts

It’s all ogre now, fgts

Prepare your dark hole for my onion juice.

Haha awesome

You guys take something festive and have to ruin it.

See this is why we can’t have nice things! 😛

This is actually hilarious yet accurate at the same time.

This is glorious. Marshy Crestmatt to all.

Mad Marshy Crestmatt

I’m selling crestmatt trees

I actually enjoyed reading that… parody?

Marshy Crestmatt to all of Eclipse.

Crest will never cease to amaze me. Marshy Crestmatt!  😉

Uhh thanks…. uhh ._. guy I totally know…

Nice.

Uhh thanks…. uhh ._. guy I totally know…

Just call me your stalker. ❤

But anyways, so what’s going to happen this christmas on eclipse? :3

Just call me your stalker. ❤

But anyways, so what’s going to happen this christmas on eclipse? :3

Pretty much nothing

Pretty much nothing

On Christmas day, we’ll be handing out free IP bans ❤

! This was totally a joke, in case you didn’t catch on.

On Christmas day, we’ll be handing out free IP bans ❤

! This was totally a joke, in case you didn’t catch on.

Suuureee, I know you’re targeting me, so I will be extra careful

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