Twas the night before Crestmatt, and all through eclipse
Not a troll was trolling, not even a bit.
The threads were hung from board with care
In hopes that Eclipse V would soon be there.
The eclipsians were nestled, all snug in their beds.
As the joy of banning danced in the admins’ heads.
Mad hatter sat in the shoutbox with a big ass hat.
“Where’s my christmass tree”, shouted an admin named Matt
Then crest stood and arose such a clatter
“I’m not mailing you a christmas tree, matt. No way, No matter!”
Towards the shoutbox we read in flash.
'Twas MarshyClause, either drunk or high off his ass.
Marsh screamed, “We need some eggnogs here in this here thread!”
“You’re all a bunch of fgts!”, Chief then said.
Suddenly out of nowhere the boards made a jingle!
We haven’t heard such a noise since marsh sold pictures of his dingle.
Richy shouted, “could it be the night we’ll be blessed?”
Then arose JC from the top of this mess.
He delivered a PM to everyone there.
“Bet you thought eclipse V was in here.”
He laughed away and logged off eclipse.
Twas a night full of humor and tons of bullsh1t.
Then logged in Dr.Kid from across the world.
He had to dump his selfies on a thread it gives him a whirl.
Gwen had returned to eclipse from a forever an absense.
Just to join in on all this nonsense.
Matt yelled, “Dammit crest, is there a point to this story?”
“As of this point… No”, crest replied bordely
The lurkers then closed out of this page,
Guess they’re done reading my posts for this time of age.
Then Marsh got off his drunk ass,
“I’m gonna end this post”, he said at last!
He replied to the post, “This was a sore sight”
Marshy F*ing CrestMatt To all, and to all a good night!