I wrote this goofy thing for my sister while spamming her to play League:
A is for Amumu who is always alone.
B is for Blitzcrank who has lost his bolts.
C is for Caitlyn whose heart we have captured.
D is for Darius who who is dangerous and deadly.
E is for Evelyn who is slutty and evil.
F is for Fiora who is fun and frightful.
G is for Galio who is both good and galiant.
H is for Hecarim who hunts humans.
I is for Irelia who always irritates.
J is for Jax who jumps and jack.
K is for Kayle who is kool and klassy.
L is for Leona who is love, who is life.
M is for Morgona who murders and maims.
N is for Nocturne who likes it naughty at nighttime.
O is for Orianna who loves olives and oil.
P is for Poppy that pretends to have patience.
Q is for Quinn who gives up quick.
R is for Rek’Sai who rekts and rumbles.
S is for Sona who is silent and salty.
T is for Twisted Fate, terrible and tiny.
U is for Udyr who is ultimately unique.
V is for Vi, smashing voraciously and vicariously.
W is for Warwick, wimpy and whiny.
X is for Xerath who loves xylophones.
Y is for Yorick, who is yappy and yippy.
Z is for Zac, zoopalious and zapped.