How are babies made?

???

HOW!

babies made from : b + a + b + i + e + s = babies
lol

Omg really!

Lot of reddit babbies in Eclipse nowadays.

I am sorry for your lots.

first you need a test tube….

This how robin makes babies???

I dont get this topic >_>, do you need the real answer?
http://www.babycenter.com/0_getting-pregnant-how-babies-are-made_7056.bc

Trolololololololollll

Ask the stork.

@Kajamaz:

I dont get this topic >_>, do you need the real answer?
http://www.babycenter.com/0_getting-pregnant-how-babies-are-made_7056.bc

Lies…

Well you see, GP, when a daddy bird gets really lonely and has a few spare bucks in change, they go out and find the legendary hooker bird, generally of the 3$ subspecies.  Sadly, daddy bird doesn’t have enough change to afford a condom so he mates anyways. The two birds perform what is known as the “awkward dance” finalizing the ritual with a premature injection of the seed. A few months later and you were born!

Well, son, I hope this explanation helps. 🙂

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Lies! They told me i was made in a oven!

@General:

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Lies! They told me i was made in a oven!

That was just a reference to the proverbial vagina.

(i just wanted to use the word proverbial. Pretty sure i didnt even use it right)

@‭‭‭Marsh:

That was just a reference to the proverbial tunnel.

(i just wanted to use the word proverbial. Pretty sure i didnt even use it right)

Do you need oven mitts in there because its hot and stuff?

@General:

Do you need oven mitts in there because its hot and stuff?

Oven mitts work, though useful i like something a bit thinner. A garbage bag works fine.

@General:

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Lies! They told me i was made in a oven!

Search your feelings, you know them to be true!

by me having sex with your mom… Well hello son. ment to be around for you up brining but im a failure and your mother kicked m out…

Dammit I already explained this to you.

When a man and a woman REALLY REALLY like each other…
The stork drops an egg off at there door step.
The couple then breaks the egg open and extracts the fertilized stork fetus from the yolk and sacrifices it to the baby overlord Reproductron.

Reproductron then spawns a demon known as a fetus inside of the mommy’s tummy which slowly develops through a time period of 9 months.
Once the baby has grown enough it takes it’s razor sharp Demon claws and cuts it’s way through the mother’s crotch leaving a scar known as a vagina.
The baby then crawls out of it’s hole but rebefore the demon does any serious damage a doctor then cuts it’s power cord which drains the baby’s memory saving the universe from a reign of terror and hell.

And that my friend, is how babies are made.

@crzy:

by me having sex with your mom… Well hello son. ment to be around for you up brining but im a failure and your mother kicked m out…

It’s funny because my mom really kicked my dad out when i was a boy…. Father?

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